The Tomb of the Holy Taco

There once, in a remote part of China, lived a great emporer. His head chef decided that he was going to make the most delicous taco in the universe. As he was cooking the taco, the chef learned of the emporer's death. He and his assistants finished the taco and took it to the tomb where the emporer was being buried. They decided to bury the taco with the emporer so he would have food in the afterlife and would never go hungry. as they were performing a rutual, the taco and the emporer's body bega to glow bright yellow. The men watched in amazment as the taco floated in the air and began to speak.

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