Cheez-its are gone FOREVER!!!

Today is a very sad day, On November 14th 1992 cheez-its were taken away the crunchy salty cheesey bites were banned because someone was hit with a cheez-it the company is devistated because no one deserves to be hit in the face with a cheez-it we will always love cheez-its and we will never forget them but for the rights of humans a law is being made that no more cheez-its will be allowed and that if anyone is caught with a cheez-it and are using it as that weapon it is then you will  go to jail.!  

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